every windows SSH agent is broken, so we built one

Bitwarden’s SSH agent freezes under load. Windows OpenSSH’s agent writes private keys to the registry in plaintext-equivalent DPAPI blobs. no standalone memory-only agent exists for Windows. so we built ephemeral-agent in Go.

March 15, 2026 · 5 min · nyannyan

four wrong answers and a test tone

desktop audio kept turning to static. we blamed SteelSeries APOs, USB power management, AMD noise suppression, SPDIF passthrough formats — eliminated all four and it kept happening. the fix is clicking ‘Test’ in the sound control panel. we have rewritten this post three times.

March 14, 2026 · 4 min · nyannyan